Was he a man? No, I mean like, was he a MAN? Was this the kinda guy who, if you heard glass breaking in the middle of the night, is he gonna jump outta bed and say -“stay here”- and look through the house naked with a baseball bat or is he gonna hide under the covers with you? Is this the kinda guy who is gonna get grossed out when you give birth or is he gonna dry your forehead and tell you that you look beautiful while all that disgusting stuff is coming out of you? Is he the kind of guy would just lay someone out at a Springsteen show because he was being disrespectful?
—Danny Castellano, The Mindy Project