I see colours when I hear your voice

The things I like and sometimes dislike about life

My friends can’t believe how long I have gone without having sex. I see it rather like going to the cinema; of course it’s fun and if we all had our own way we would do it as often as possible, but if we don’t get round to going, it’s probably just because there were far more important things to do.

—Jon Richardson (via veronicuddles)

(via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)

Was he a man? No, I mean like, was he a MAN? Was this the kinda guy who, if you heard glass breaking in the middle of the night, is he gonna jump outta bed and say -“stay here”- and look through the house naked with a baseball bat or is he gonna hide under the covers with you? Is this the kinda guy who is gonna get grossed out when you give birth or is he gonna dry your forehead and tell you that you look beautiful while all that disgusting stuff is coming out of you? Is he the kind of guy would just lay someone out at a Springsteen show because he was being disrespectful?

—Danny Castellano, The Mindy Project

(Source: stellamayday)

You and I don’t have a personal relationship.

(Source: arthurdrvill)